Video Game Enthusiasts, (Aka Nerds) are all too familiar with "Collectors Editions", games laced with freebies and "long term" value, they are hard for any right-thinking dweeb to resist.
Unfortunately, some deskbound dic*lickers latched onto this concept and realised that by stamping "collectors" on a box and throwing in a piece of crap figurine with tits and some cards and shit, they could charge extra.
What we tend to get now is not a rare and elusive collectible (lame) but an ugly box of polished arse putty and a feeling of regret and lonliness that even This Guy doesnt recognise.
Having given away a little more than i would have liked about my miserable love for shiny boxes and treasure, i will leave my fellow "enthusiasts" with the following message.
My friends, This is a problem, not a goal.
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